And the Weiners Are!

Posted by: Brink | Friday, June 24, 2005 | 27 comments
statue
This is one of two submissions from the same kid in Portugal. He also sent the water fountain photo below on the right. Not only were these the two funniest efforts, they also were the best efforts that didn't use Photoshop. I mean, he got down to his undies and humped a statue in public for the cause. At least this kid gets out of the house.

It wasn't easy, and it took longer than we thought, but here's the winners of the etnies.com Crazy Photo Contest and some explanations as to why they were chosen. Thanks to all who entered, lots of you made us laugh. There will be plenty more contests to enter in so stay tuned. One side note: You winners are about to get some email from us with details on how to claim your prizes. If we don't hear from you in two weeks from the day we send the email, we have to pick another winner. Slacking=forfeiting!

peeing
Submitting one photo good enough to get our attention is no simple task. But this guy sent two bangers in, hence earning himself first place and three pairs of etnies kicks. We also like that, other than skating, the only stuff on his brain is sexual and toilet-related hijinx. I wonder who drank from this fountain after the photo was shot?
doggy blunt
Most Photoshop entries were kinda janky, which actually makes them really funny. A "doggy front blunt" down a nine-stair rail is pretty damn sick. And hilarious to boot. Yes, the dog is wearing etnies. I think we might even sponsor him. I wonder if he landed it? Is that a skateboard or a toboggan he's riding? This effort earned a pair of etnies.
breeding
This photo has nothing to do with skating. I'm not sure it has anything to do with anything. If it was two horses or cats mating, it sure as hell wouldn't have been as funny. It won a lot of votes because it was the randomest, funniest scenario submitted to us. Who even knew llamas rocked etnies? Homeboy only wins one pair of etnies, so he's gonna have to buy a pair if he wants to hook up both llamas.
blowtorch
Once again, horribly done in Photoshop, but brilliantly primitive and downright funny. Blowing fire out of your ass while wearing Artos. Classic. One pair of etnies for you my friend, just keep them in a fire-proof area!
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27 comments

  1. Francisco Lima

    Jul 26, 2005

    Thank you God!

  2. Brandon Pena

    Jul 26, 2005

    Damn this sucks i won but i havent even gotten an e-mail for it yet!!!!

  3. Mrs. Sheckler

    Jul 27, 2005

    I'm glad I don't live in Portugal!

  4. me

    Jul 29, 2005

    LMAO

  5. H R PUFNSTUFF

    Jul 31, 2005

    WHAT AN IDIOT

  6. Alexandra

    Aug 5, 2005

    No comment....!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Alicia-Kitty

    Aug 5, 2005

    how do you win somthing over a picture? I DONT GET IT!

  8. Ruben Hernandez

    Aug 14, 2005

    Yea i won 2 pairs of artos!!! i made the pic with the dog doing a bluntslide.

  9. bmx rocks

    Aug 16, 2005

    yo whos humpin the statue thats just gay

  10. Joe bob

    Aug 22, 2005

    Idiots!

  11. daniel

    Sep 14, 2005

    hey etnies send me some stickers or some other crap you dont want i dont care i would like it anyway.please.
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